Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Goreytelling | 001 | The Mummy's Head

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Dust Bunny Catcher

A gift from the vacuum today...

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Saturday, March 17, 2018

The Birth of Electron, a Story of Creation (ElectroBOOM101-001)

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

I am hottest man in the world, Confirmed!

Sometimes I receive unsolicited emails from 'Russian ladies' but this one above all the others has won a special place in my heart, enjoy!

 Hi to the hottest man in the world, which is (my name went here but please feel free to insert your own!), my name is Nadezhda and i'm from Russia, but currently living in the USA. I just wanted to let you know that seeing your profile* made me want to have you in my life. You are type of guy, who can help through bad times and share the good times and I would love to have someone like you next to me. If its mutual, email me, this is my email botphishing4U.ru** and I will send some of my photos. Hugs, Nadezhda



Oh Nadezhda, sadly ours is a mutual which cannot be.  For I know you are not a real lady.

But I am not a real man so maybe...no! It is all lies, lies all the way down, a bot and a bat can never be, not even Tom Waits sang a song about that romance. Sorry my cuddly Russian Bearbot.


           *Profile? What profile because I am not on Friendface, Chainlinked, Twatter, Pinheadterist, Snatchprat ...ohh bugger                 maybe it was enjizz?
**not a real email, at least I sincerely hope not! If it is, don't do it! Those 'Russian ladies' will steal more than your heart! 45 knows!

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Monday, December 25, 2017

Welcome to his space age bachelor pad!

Feliz Navidad baby! BOINK BOINK!

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

More Catnip Toys

All The Cats Divine were very good this year so even more gifts for them! Each will have a candy cane and Christmas stocking catnip toy with their name on it. Kip, Cas(val) and Baby (Yea...the second B in Baby doesn't look so great but the good news is cats can't read anyhoo!)

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Emmy’s Christmas Gift Remastered