Do you Wanna Date my Vampire

The Jinxish Rewrite of the Guild's Do You Wanna Date my Avatar




Do you wanna date my Vampire
Do you wanna date my Vampire


Meet up in the abandoned lab
Atmosphere says 'this might be bad'
Never have a clue that it was me
As long, as long as we stay icly

Dying to drink virtual blood
Scripted grapple fires till the PC goes [thud]
I'm really sorry, that you are dead
I'll throw a cure light potion onto your head

Do you wanna date my Vampire
She's Noir
Which means her clothes are ultra black dye from a jar
Wanna date my Vampire?

You can wring your hands
Before long you will give in to demands
It's so very clear to see
This is right where you wanted to be

Discreet and secure location
Date with fate, one word, Damnation
You can trust me, this will be fun
Just write, just write, a monstrous application

Do you wanna date my Vampire
She's got scars
More emotional in nature than Bell Jar
Wanna date my Vampire

undead
Hunting xp
5 ecl
Why do you torment me

Got a blind drive message
but just from rp
after I dropped
five levels from eight to three

Now that's some true gothic horror
Unlife's dramatic
Dungeon, I would
But It ruins dynamics

So I'll wander and lurk
Looking for xp
Hard to rp
when you can't see me

Let's meet someplace far, far away
Just joking when I call you prey
Won't perma you, even though I bite
I might be a monster but I'm still polite

which way do you wanna die
Send a tell and I'm sure to reply
Just be sure it's not hour eight
it burns, it burns, more than my hate

Do you wanna date my vampire
Do you wanna date my vampire
She's bizarre
She'll shiv anyone who leaves the door ajar
Wanna date my Vampire

Do you wanna date my Vampire
She's got scars
More emotional in nature than Bell Jar
Wanna date my Vampire