Wednesday, September 06, 2006

My Level Three Rogue

Last month a friend of mine, Dutchy, had his 21st birthday which he referred to as "finally reaching epic." Congratz!

Since Dutchy reached epic level I've been thinking about my daughter in similar terms;

The Boo (aka: Booboula, Lydia, "your daughter") Gender: Female Eyes: Blue Hair: copious ringlets Skin: freckled
Age: 3 years Size: small
Deity: undetermined
Class: Rogue Current Level: 3 Current Xp: 4,562 Hp: 18
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Free Spirit)
Race: Halfling/Hin/Hobbit Subrace: Kinder (Kinder tend to regard all objects as theirs and declare so openly while they appropriate any item they need or want.)
Racial Traits: +2 racial bonus on Spot, Jump (Halfling based land speed 30 feet per second at level three) and Move Silently (50% occurrence, roll for incidence)
+1 Racial Bonus on all saving throws: surprisingly capable of avoiding mishaps (partially due to Bon Ange/Petit Ange Feat).
+2 Ignorance bonus on saving throws against Fear: stacks with the above +1 bonus to general saving throws.
+1 bonus on attack rolls with the following improvised projectiles: Semi Solid liquids, Liquids, Legos, Grapes and Peas.
Throwing and slinging anything within grasp is a universal Halfling trait and they develop especially good aim.
+2 Racial bonus on Listen checks. Halflings have keen ears and an uncanny ability to repeat words heard only once with incredible accuracy.
Automatic Languages: Halfling and Common. Bonus Languages: Terrier, Farm Animal (Chicken, Cow, Sheep, Goat, Pig, Horse, Cat, Barn Owl, House Finch, Barn Swallow : Pick two of the preceding for fluency upon creation with a bonus every 2,000 xp points.)
Favored Class: Rogue
Halflings have long had to rely on easy marks for survival and the vocation of rogue comes easily to them.
Regeneration: Upon creation: +5 Halflings at lower levels have an amazing regeneration rate for injuries that decreases by increments of -1 every level after 21 until 0.
Bon Ange/Petit Ange: Halflings have a supernatural ability that allows them to re-roll on mortal damage twice a day. If the roll succeeds they take no damage, failure is 1/4 damage.

Statistics: Strength: 10 Dexterity: 12 Intelligence: 12 Constitution: 10 Wisdom: 6 Charisma: 16

Base Attack: 2 Grapple: 6 Spell Resistance: -10


Appraise: +6 ( affects the ability to asses situations easily influenced by crying, smiling or repeating heard phrases)
Balance: +5
Bluff: -5
Climb: +6
Concentration: -2
Comprehension: +4
Detect Candy: +4
Disable Device: +6
Discipline: -2
Escape Artist: +4
Heal: +6
Hide: -2 indoors/+6 outdoors Halflings have a tendency to shout "I'm hiding!" which often negates any successful hide check indoors or in close quarters. Out of doors the Halfling's small size often renders them virtually invisible in fields of grass.
Hoot/Howl: +5
Intimidate: -5
Jump: +6
Listen: +4
Lock: +4
Open Lock: -1
Move Silently: +6
Persuade: +2
Ride Terrier: +1
Sense Motive: +6 (affects the ability to discern between situations of impending reward/punishment frequently leading to 'side quests')
Sharing: +4
Sleight of Hand: +2
Spot: -2
Survival: +4
Threat: -2
Tumble: +6
Use Magic Word: +3

Special Skills:
Sneak Attack 2d6
Sense Naps +6
Rage unlimited times per day (supernatural ability)

Languages: Halfling, Common, Terrier, Cat, Pig, Cow, House Finch, Horse, Goat, Howler Monkey


Baldrick (occasionally doubles as a mount)


Basic Clothing Proficiency
Basic Tool Usage
Leadership: Automatic at level three for Halflings ( Terriers only )
Bon Ange/Petit Ange (supernatural feat)


1 Hello Kitty Rucksack of Holding
1 Elmo Flashlight
22 Pairs of mismatched socks
1 Pair Licensed Character LED Sandals of Escaping
1 +1 Shirt of Blending
1 Baa Baa (multipurpose cloth puppy used for comfort, distraction of giants, flinging and stalling)
1 Blue blanket of Comforting (non-magical item)
1 Pair Pink Mittens of Disappearing (magical item)
4 Swedish Fish, 1 Apple, 3 String Cheeses (rations)
2 ounces Frozen Peas (ration/ammunition)
1 Stick
75 cents in loose change and Pretty Rocks

Halfling Enters Rage:


Blogger Dangerouslysubversivedad said...

Chronically funny - very witty indeed! Cheers for making me smile so early in the morning.

12:09 a.m.  
Blogger Audley said...

Hah. Jest fink in a lil whiles dat rogues will be albe to gets bossed around enuff ta find me load a cakes. I'll give her a cut of one quarter of each of da cakes she pinches.

6:27 p.m.  
Blogger Audley said...

Hahah! Dat Lil rogue is neat, let me knows when she gets sense cake plus fours!

6:28 p.m.  

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