Thursday, September 08, 2011

Manimal Doll

HEY KIDS!  Chaotic Good was never so much fun as it might be with your very own Manimal Doll!

Manimal has slapping action!

Manimal speaks one of the following four phrases at random when squeezed;

Gar Gar
We press lips now?

Manimal is stuffed with only the finest Krofburg billy goat shearings and belly button lint!


Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Sofiya Rag Doll

Hey kids! Bounty Hunting was never as much fun (or successful) as it could be with your very own Sofiya Doll!

Sofiya Doll is stuffed with tacks and iron filings

Awesome Offer!
Act now and fill out the enclosed demographics information form, being sure to attach hair and blood samples to the appropriate cards! Then leave it in the predetermined location* with three thousand Solars in a Vaasi bag and you too can get the Vallaki Wanteds Weekly, just like Sofiya does!

*For predetermined location, check inside flap of Mister Amaril Doll swag bag number six, follow the map drawn there and check out the fourth volume of Practical Alchemical Arts Explained, the one with the raggedy spine. Turn to page twenty nine, count down three paragraphs to the fourth word listed which will name the location of predetermination!


Mister Romar Rag Doll

Hey Kids!  Faux Necromancer Play was never more fun than it can be now with your very own Mister Romar Doll!

Mister Romar Doll has hand waving action!

Note- Actual Fireballs not included, visual representation is far more limited than your own imagination!